RIPPED OFF!

Ok I ripped this off Samuel's blog and thought it was fun... and I'm worth $79.

HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH (in whore dollars?)?

1. HAD SEX: $10.00
2. SMOKED: $3.00
3. GOT DRUNK: $7.00
4. WENT SKINNY DIPPING: $5.00
5. KISSED SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: $5.00
6. KISSED SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX: $5.00
7. CHEATED ON A TEST: $2.00
8. FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS $0.50
9. BEEN EXPELLED: $5.00
10. BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT: $10.00
11. GIVEN ORAL: $10.00
12. GOT ORAL: $10.00
13. PRANK CALLED THE COPS: $3.00
14. STOLE SOMETHING: $2.00
15. DONE DRUGS: $5.00
16. DYED YOUR HAIR: $0.50
17. DONE SOMETHING WITH SOMEONE OLDER (LIKE A FEW YEARS): $3.00
18. WENT OUT WITH SOMEONE OVER 18 (IF YOUR UNDER 18): $4.00
19. ATE A WHOLE THING OF OREOS: $0.50
20. CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP: $1.00
21. SAID YOU LOVE SOMEONE BUT DIDNT MEAN IT: $1.00
22. BEEN IN LOVE: $4.00
23. GOT CAUGHT DOING SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN DOING: $1.00
24. WENT STREAKING: $4.00
25. GOT ARRESTED: $5.00
26. MADE OUT WITH SOMEONE: $2.00
27. PEED IN THE POOL: $0.50
28. PLAYED SPIN THE BOTTLE: $1.00
29. DONE SOMETHING YOU REGRET: $3.00

Weirdest Dream EVER!

I went into the toilet of Changi Airport and this toilet was "Aeroplane Simulated" thus it was rocking to and fro like a pendulum inside. (More like a pirate ship if you ask me) The design of the toilet is made of some cheap grey plastic very much like those inside an actual plane or those of a portable toilet cubicle you see outside whenever there is some event going on below a HDB void deck.

It was chaotic inside... I tried to pee in the standing urinal but it was rocking so badly that i had to grab on the urinal with both my hands and this made it quite impossible... so I walked over to the cubicles where for some strange reasons was less shaky and tried to pee. I didn't bother closing the door as the doors were all just around my waist level... that's when I saw another guy in his 20s wearing smart formal 3 cubicle away. (and I thought I was alone all the while which made it rather creepy... yea I was quite afraid in that toilet) What was that guy doing? He was SLEEPING!!! Sitting upright with his elbows on his kneecap and fist on his forehead!!!

Amazing... but that's not all. While I was peeing, I was looking at the toilet bowl to see where it leads and guess what, there was a LONG huge pipe down the toilet bowl that can you can actually fall into which made me nervous and at the end of the pipe, I saw an escalator from the top! It actually leads to the level below the toilet! (But it was rather high up so I figured you'll die if you fall) Because the toilet was swerving to and fro, my vision of the escalator changes from some tourist shopping in a book shop to the escalator I mentioned earlier and finally when the toilet stopped swinging, I was on the top of a water fountain which was outdoors. That's when I woke up. WTF indeed. But the sleeping man did made me laugh after I woke up LOL~

Cute daily life of a student

Everybody loves to take a break from blogging once in a while :P

Ok for a start here's a cute picture I found off... (pst) someone else's blog... heheh

My Fred Perry Shoe~

Thank You brother lims for my new Fred Perry shoe! I LOVE IT! Woot!!! ^^

Size 10! Just like mine... 10 inches... -shy-

Bird Park Bird Park!!!

Went to the bird park with Claryn, Vanessa, Damien and Joyce 2 weeks back. Here are some of the photos lol~ We saw so many BIRDS!!! Small birds la, big birds la, short birds la, long birds la, white birds la, black birds la, kuku birds la... -shy- LOL jk jk. We were there from like 11am to 4pm... how did we even spend half the day there?! I dont even know myself haha :P But it was quite fun!


To the left, to the left~




LOL I like this one! Trying to act cute with our mouths open~ but abit niang...


Hor-Lan... (Holland)



Too shag...



Dont ask me... I didnt know i looked so pervy here...








Love this final pic... kewl!

小学生造句!

I thought this was funny so I'll post it up =P

1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

2.题目: ..一边........... 一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~

4.题目: 一... 就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..

5. 題目: 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句
例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的) 。
老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???

8.题目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...!
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

9. 题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗 ...
还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目: 谢谢....因为 ......
小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

13.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过......

14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

15.題目: 一… 便 …
小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。
还有一個更瞎的…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...

16. 題目: 又..... 又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?

17果然
上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。
小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
老师：…………

18 瓜分
小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清

19 好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师： ………

20 况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师：……………