Notice Board Design~

This is the notice board that I have created & designed for my computer lab 1 in school to showcase the student's works~ Super Mario Themed! Any comments? :D

FFXIV... DAMN I cant wait!

Always been the biggest fan of FFXI Online and SquareEnix's going to release the sequel(well, kinda) FFXIV later this year. OMG just look at how good this looks! When this game releases I know my result is going to take a hit... but it's just so damn hard to resist! WHY!? WHY AM I NOT SELECTED FOR THE BETA TEST!? -emo-

RIPPED OFF!

Ok I ripped this off Samuel's blog and thought it was fun... and I'm worth $79.

HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH (in whore dollars?)?

1. HAD SEX: $10.00
2. SMOKED: $3.00
3. GOT DRUNK: $7.00
4. WENT SKINNY DIPPING: $5.00
5. KISSED SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: $5.00
6. KISSED SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX: $5.00
7. CHEATED ON A TEST: $2.00
8. FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS $0.50
9. BEEN EXPELLED: $5.00
10. BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT: $10.00
11. GIVEN ORAL: $10.00
12. GOT ORAL: $10.00
13. PRANK CALLED THE COPS: $3.00
14. STOLE SOMETHING: $2.00
15. DONE DRUGS: $5.00
16. DYED YOUR HAIR: $0.50
17. DONE SOMETHING WITH SOMEONE OLDER (LIKE A FEW YEARS): $3.00
18. WENT OUT WITH SOMEONE OVER 18 (IF YOUR UNDER 18): $4.00
19. ATE A WHOLE THING OF OREOS: $0.50
20. CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP: $1.00
21. SAID YOU LOVE SOMEONE BUT DIDNT MEAN IT: $1.00
22. BEEN IN LOVE: $4.00
23. GOT CAUGHT DOING SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN DOING: $1.00
24. WENT STREAKING: $4.00
25. GOT ARRESTED: $5.00
26. MADE OUT WITH SOMEONE: $2.00
27. PEED IN THE POOL: $0.50
28. PLAYED SPIN THE BOTTLE: $1.00
29. DONE SOMETHING YOU REGRET: $3.00

Weirdest Dream EVER!

I went into the toilet of Changi Airport and this toilet was "Aeroplane Simulated" thus it was rocking to and fro like a pendulum inside. (More like a pirate ship if you ask me) The design of the toilet is made of some cheap grey plastic very much like those inside an actual plane or those of a portable toilet cubicle you see outside whenever there is some event going on below a HDB void deck.

It was chaotic inside... I tried to pee in the standing urinal but it was rocking so badly that i had to grab on the urinal with both my hands and this made it quite impossible... so I walked over to the cubicles where for some strange reasons was less shaky and tried to pee. I didn't bother closing the door as the doors were all just around my waist level... that's when I saw another guy in his 20s wearing smart formal 3 cubicle away. (and I thought I was alone all the while which made it rather creepy... yea I was quite afraid in that toilet) What was that guy doing? He was SLEEPING!!! Sitting upright with his elbows on his kneecap and fist on his forehead!!!

Amazing... but that's not all. While I was peeing, I was looking at the toilet bowl to see where it leads and guess what, there was a LONG huge pipe down the toilet bowl that can you can actually fall into which made me nervous and at the end of the pipe, I saw an escalator from the top! It actually leads to the level below the toilet! (But it was rather high up so I figured you'll die if you fall) Because the toilet was swerving to and fro, my vision of the escalator changes from some tourist shopping in a book shop to the escalator I mentioned earlier and finally when the toilet stopped swinging, I was on the top of a water fountain which was outdoors. That's when I woke up. WTF indeed. But the sleeping man did made me laugh after I woke up LOL~

Cute daily life of a student

Everybody loves to take a break from blogging once in a while :P

Ok for a start here's a cute picture I found off... (pst) someone else's blog... heheh

My Fred Perry Shoe~

Thank You brother lims for my new Fred Perry shoe! I LOVE IT! Woot!!! ^^

Size 10! Just like mine... 10 inches... -shy-

Bird Park Bird Park!!!

Went to the bird park with Claryn, Vanessa, Damien and Joyce 2 weeks back. Here are some of the photos lol~ We saw so many BIRDS!!! Small birds la, big birds la, short birds la, long birds la, white birds la, black birds la, kuku birds la... -shy- LOL jk jk. We were there from like 11am to 4pm... how did we even spend half the day there?! I dont even know myself haha :P But it was quite fun!


To the left, to the left~




LOL I like this one! Trying to act cute with our mouths open~ but abit niang...


Hor-Lan... (Holland)



Too shag...



Dont ask me... I didnt know i looked so pervy here...








Love this final pic... kewl!

小学生造句!

I thought this was funny so I'll post it up =P

1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

2.题目: ..一边........... 一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~

4.题目: 一... 就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..

5. 題目: 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句
例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的) 。
老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???

8.题目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...!
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

9. 题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗 ...
还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目: 谢谢....因为 ......
小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

13.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过......

14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

15.題目: 一… 便 …
小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。
还有一個更瞎的…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...

16. 題目: 又..... 又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?

17果然
上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。
小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
老师：…………

18 瓜分
小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清

19 好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师： ………

20 况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师：……………

Brother Limmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Happy Birthday again Brother Lim! Hope you like the bike we got u~ Make sure u use it everynight and exercise some!

Photo of the chio chio bike lol



CCB Give u bike still call me sister ong?!!! knnbccb! $#$@@#$#@#$$~!!

悠久の車輪! Eternal Wheel!

I've always wanted to try those 三国志大戦 card arcade games but didnt know how to play but looking at those players moving those cards around the board just looks like so much fun. This is another game similar to that and Ethan and I happened to chance upon it @ Illuma(the new shopping centre at bugis) and decided to give it a try. MAN IT WAS FUN! To start of we need to get a SGD $10 starter pack and this will entitle you to play 99 times after which you will need to purchase another renewal pack at $4 for another 99 plays. You'll still need to pay for each game you play so this 99 times IS NOT FREE.



Ok to start off, we need to decide what cards we will be using on the screen. Each individual card have a summoning cost or level requirement (Lv1 being weakest and the strongest I've seen so far is Lv5) and players have only 10 casting cost or level to select their cards. (i.e u can use a Lv5+Lv5 card or Lv2+Lv3+Lv5 card, u get the picture) This will prevent players from using multiple strong cards at the same time to make the game balance. So you can either use an army of weaker cards or just a few strong cards. (Each has it's own pros and cons)



The aim of the game is to kill off the enemy summoner on the other half of the screen while protecting yourself from being killed. (yea like I'll need explaination of this lol) This is how your summoner looks like


Like you, the enemy will also deploy troops to attack so you'll need to kill off his troops and then attack the summoner. Units are divided in 3 main categories: Keepers(STR heroes, using DOTA formulation), Seekers(AGI heroes) and Masters(INT heroes). Str moves slow but can destroy and build crystals the fastest, Agi has overall average stats but moves the fastest, and Int are slow and weaker in atk but they can shoot from afar!
STR > AGI > INT > STR

It's a chain so there's no really weakest or strongest type of unit in the game.

Another key point to this game is that you must build crystals on the playfield to summon your so called "GOD" to attack the enemy or do some other shit stuffs (we've only gotten the first summon so we dont really know what the other Summons or Gods will do. These summons are shown on the first picture of this post and supposingly there should be a 7th summon but I think Singapore doesnt have that latest version yet...) To build a crystal, just move any unit to any area on the playfield and hit the BIG RED BUTTON on the right of the machine(You cant miss this unless you're blind...) Your enemy and you can build a maximum of 6 crystals on the playfiend and the crystals will connect to each other to form a so called big force field. (As shown below)

The bigger the area of the force field you create, the longer your ultimate summon will remain on the playfield to fight for u and these summons are really fking strong! However, to be able to summon you not only need the big force field you have created but also you need your summoning gauge to be full also. And to fill this gauge real fast you need to put more crystals on the play field. That means if you put out all 6 crystals (that's the max) your gauge will fill up really fast compared to just 2 or 3 crystals. Get it? :) To summon, just hit both the BIG RED BUTTON on the right of the machine and the BIG BLUE BUTTON on the left of the machine at the same time. How hard can this get?!

Most units you deploy will have their own passive ability which will activate automatically when the requirements are met and a skill that you can use once the action point AP of the card is filled. The AP fills automatically over time and will be gone and replenish after each use. To use the so called skills just select the unit(by touching the card) and hit the BIG BLUE BUTTON (Yes the fking big blue button!) heh. Easy enough yea. Some skills include healing la, movement speed up la, change weather la, decrease enemy atk la, this and that la... And also if your own summoner's HP is flashing red and if you have your ultimate summon out, you can supposingly hit the BIG RED BUTTON and BIG BLUE BUTTON again to activate some fatality move of your godlike summon. Havent really tried this yet so... Like what Ethan has said, this game can be played by 2 person cause there are simply too many things to do at one time if you're still a beginner and somehow the seats at the machine is so long u can probably fit 3 backsides onto it lol~

Oh and did I say that each game play cost SGD$3 to play each game and you get an option to continue playing again once at $2? That average out to like $2.50 per game. BURN MY CASH YEAAAAA!!!

I vomitted blood...

After watching this movie "Blood the Last Vampire" last weekend with brother lims and ethan, I vomitted blood @ the end of the show. This show is beyond hope... Only watch it if:

a) You have nothing else better to do, but wait... having nothing better to do is better than watching this crap seriously...

b) You have too much money to burn, but wait... you'll probably enjoy yourself more if you burn your money than watching this crap seriously...

c) You are being forced by your girlfriend/boyfriend to watch it together or they'll break up with you but wait... trust me, Break up with them better... It's better than watching this crap seriously... (I pray that my gf does not see this... /pray)

So to sum it all up, this movie burns my eyes!!!



Have been working for a week+ now le @ Pioneer Primary School as an IT/Robotics Trainer. Can say life is really good now for me cause it's the school holidays and I really have nothing much to do... It's like going to school now to waste time and collect money -_-; lol k k that was just a joke. Got things to do la but I have till end of the month to plan my lesson structures. MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME LO! That's why I'm so free can still blog now... btw I'm still at work :P

EXAMS NEXT WEEK! SIAN!

哭

你有了YOUTUBE不要我了。。。－哭－

Emo time! Cause i cant sleep...

Rain or shine, happy or sad, there is always you with me.

I love u baby~ :D

gee gee gee gee... gee gee gee gee...

Watch this one first, this is the authentic one~



Then watch this one, by Super Juniors LOL~

Update Update!

Dont say dont have, now I update!

There UPDATED! lol

been busy with school work and gona start work full time next week too. Yep that means end of school life for me. Not saying that I'm gona quit or anything, just gona go part time that's all :) Get that fking degree of mine! Exams in 2 weeks... sigh...

Dear Swing hope u like the present we gave u ya. Dont know why u received both the packages on the same day. I posted one after the other 3 days after... weird...

And I know ah lim, dont worry we'll get u swee hock this year. Wrap up in ribbons ONLY u like? hahaha... Sorry ya owe u $300 for so long. After i get my first pay i can pay u back liao! And gona treat all my good friends to a meal! GOOD ONE OF COURSE! -RAWR-

Sorry no pictures posted recently cause I got a lousy phone camera. wait till i get a gee latt gee latt phone or camera then i'll start taking more and post it up! YeA!

And the weather is fking crazy nowadays ya, suddenly rain but still so HOT! Even I also cannot take it and have to turn on the air con... (which i dont really like) HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!

亲爱的SWING, 生日快乐-------

Happy Birthday Swing~ May you stay happy always~

Saturday afternoon Nuaz...

Spent my whole saturday doing nothing, just nua at home lazing with my dear. Waste of time yea but it feels just so good to have the company of your love ones even if you're doing nothing~ -grinz-

Science Centre Singapore

Allright been quite lazy to blog this past few weeks so I thought I'll just put something up. Ok Ethan and me went to Science Centre last friday... Yup u heard me right... SCIENCE CENTRE! Very bo liao? Think again! It's actually QUITE FUN! LOL~! Look at some of the photos we took!


This is my fav! Arrrrr... My Head... My Head!!!


Then there's this Big T-Rex just outside @ the entrance... ARRRRR!!!


Ok this is the reason why I wanted to go to the science centre... When I was youngER (I'm still very young) I remembered playing this and couldnt forget it. It's the pin like thingy where u can put your hand underneath and the shape of your palm would appear. Totally dig this! The feeling of all the pins pressing against your palm is just so... SHIOK!!! -aaaaaaaahhhh... feeling high liao-
Only that last time my whole hand could fit in easily but now as you can see... I cant fit in my whole palm anymore... Cant blame me for being more and more muscular... -flex-


Then I tried doing this... can see what it is? lol~

Allright gona go continue my java assignment! Ciaoz!

OMG sounds just like... MINE!

LONG AND THICK! Mmmmm... just like my one... -shy-

Magic Cards

OMG LA this is so much fun. Look what I've done lol~









4am and I've got a class to teach tomorrow! OFF TO BED NIGHTS!